Monday, November 3, 2008
Day 407 - Poll Results & New Poll
Last week I asked whether or not I was correct not to post the original video of Andrew playing with Farmer Dick's knob with a rather suggestive synthesized soundtrack. Interestingly enough, 45% of you thought I was right not to post it, and 45% of you thought I was wrong and should have post it. The remainder of you could care less and just wanted to know where I got the music. So for the two of you who need a little love music for you and your loved one (or just for yourself), the music came from a soundtrack entitled "Pornosonic: Unreleased 70s Porno Music." It's one of our favorite CDs and Lisa walked down the aisle on our wedding day to Track #4 (check out the Amazon description for the track title).
I know I haven't written my entry about my life as Mr. Mom yet, but I haven't had a chance to get my thoughts together. Most of the day I'm in a slight daze going through my daily routine. The one thing that might make the day go smoother for me would be to stop drinking two bottles of red wine, but then I would remember everything and I don't think I want that to happen.
The one thing that I will write about briefly is Andrew's new found skill: screaming. Andrew likes to have these little meltdowns throughout the day. Andrew doesn't want to nap? Meltdown. Andrew wants a bottle? Meltdown. Andrew wants Emma's toy? Meltdown. And it's just not a little bawl. Remember in the movie "This is Spinal Tap" how their amplifier went up to 11? I think Andrew's volume goes up to 12.
I'm not too sure what to do about this. I don't want Andrew to think that every time he screams he's going to get his way. But I also don't want to ignore Andrew for too long if he's screaming bloody murder. Any suggestions besides stabbing my ears with an ice pick?