For some reason, today was an unusually busy day for Emma's bowels. She emptied her backside more often than a herd of elephants at a zoo after a Metamucil mix-up. While changing Emma's diaper, Lisa had this talk with her...
LISA: Emma! You're going poo-poo so many times today.
LISA: Why do you have to go poo-poo so much?
EMMA: I dunno.
LISA: Did you know this is the fourth time I'm changing your diaper today?
EMMA: I know! I so lucky!
LISA: You like going poo-poo a lot?
EMMA: I so happy!
And with that, Emma grabbed another Ex-Lax bar and waited for another smile to come across her face.