Emma and Andrew are about to take a bath. They are sitting naked on top of their potty seats trying to leak or squeeze something out.
SCOTT: Do you have to go pee pee?
ANDREW: Naaaaaw.
EMMA: No.
SCOTT: Okay. Do you have to go poo poo?
ANDREW: Naaaaaw.
EMMA: An-doo go poo poo!
SCOTT: No. I don't think Andrew went poo poo.
EMMA: An-doo go poo poo!!
SCOTT: Look, Emma. There's no poo poo in the potty. Where would Andrew poop from?
EMMA: (Emma touches Andrew's penis) Dere!!!
Social Services arrives and takes Emma away for improper conduct and wee-wee molestation.
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