Lisa was giving the kids their bi-monthly bath; we try to conserve water in this household. As Lisa turned around to grab the box of borax, she noticed Andrew whispering something to Emma.
"Andrew, what did you whisper to Emma?" asked Lisa.
Andrew was caught off-guard and was startled enough to emit a few unintentional bath bubbles from his bottom. He did not answer Lisa.
"Andrew," Lisa said with a tilt of her head. "What did you say?"
Andrew said unconvincingly, "I told Emma, 'I love you, Mommy.'"
Lisa didn't buy that for a second. She turned to Emma and said, "Is that what your brother whispered to you?"
"Noooooo!" said Emma with a wide grin.
"What did Andrew tell you then?" Lisa was about to get to the bottom of this big mystery.
Emma revealed, "He said, 'Emma! I drank the bath water!'"
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