Saturday, August 20, 2011
Day 1409 - ASCAP Application, Anyone?
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess. She was hungry. So she pooped. The end.
What a romantic tale, no? And I don't know where the hell the kids get their fascination with poop from. Speaking of which, I had a terrific poop today which would rival a king-sized Baby Ruth bar! I was so proud of myself.
While we were getting Andrew ready for bed, Andrew started babbling and singing these weird made-up songs. So we asked Andrew to sing a song for us. I know I am biased as a parent, but I think what he came up with was genius. If you give it a pulsing, jazzy beat and get some harmonization with the horn section, it could become one catchy ditty!
Since I already registered the song, I thought I would share it with you. Granted, it's a work-in-progress, but for a three year old, I wouldn't be surprised if he's the next Stephen Schwartz or Kenny Loggins.
UNTITLED SONG BY ANDREW ICHIKAWA
One! I poop on Mommy!
Two! I wipe her!
Three! I toot on Mommy!
Four! I flush her in the toilet!
Five! Mommy drink toilet water!
So, can anyone help me get this song on iTunes now? Hello? Where'd everyone go?