THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the 10th day of Christmas, our twins gave to us...Ten drunken Santas
Nine gifts a-flaming
Eight bumps and bruises
Seven snotty ornaments
Six broken windows
Five stinky poo-poos
Four rainbow'd walls
Three hours of screaming
Two bloody noses
And a dead mouse in an artificial tree.
On the 11th day of Christmas, our twins gave to us...Eleven squad cars sirening
Ten drunken Santas
Nine gifts a-flaming
Eight bumps and bruises
Seven snotty ornaments
Six broken windows
Five stinky poo-poos
Four rainbow'd walls
Three hours of screaming
Two bloody noses
And a dead mouse in an artificial tree.
On the 12th day of Christmas, our twins gave to usTwelve to life in prison
Eleven squad cars sirening
Ten drunken Santas
Nine gifts a-flaming
Eight bumps and bruises
Seven snotty ornaments
Six broken windows
Five stinky poo-poos
Four rainbow'd walls
Three hours of screaming
Two bloody noses
And a dead mouse in an artificial tree.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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