Thursday, November 12, 2009

Day 771 - Crazy Grandma Ichikawa Storytime

What's a bigger disaster than the movie 2012? Why it is...Crazy Grandma Ichikawa Storytime 2009!

People make fun of Los Angeles because it always has the same weather. But it's not true. During the fall and the winter, there are actual times when I may have to dig out of the closet some longs pants and socks. Brrrrr!

Crazy Grandma and Lazy Grandpa only have a handful of weeks here in Los Angeles before they return to Sacramento. Although Sacramento can get blazingly hot and frigidly cold, Crazy Grandma has found the last few nights in Southern California a bit on the cold side.

While overstaying a visit with us, she mentioned how cold their apartment is.

"Oooooh! I tell yu. Ow apahtment is sooooo cold and cooooool. I dunno why it soooo cold for!" complained Crazy Grandma as she pantomined how cold she was.

I mentioned to her that it really hasn't been that cold yet. For the most part, the entire month has been in the 70s.

"Ahhhh!" dismissed Crazy Grandma. "But it no 70 at night time! Night time is cold, stoopid! You bettah make sure kids are warm at night. No catch cold!"

I explained that our place doesn't get too cold, but I would take out a space heater to stop her complaining. At this point, Crazy Grandma said something that she didn't mean to say, but with her accent it came out sounding like another word with an entirely different meaning. And just to clarify things, she meant to say the word, "Warm." Now, let's continue with the exciting conclusion...

And Crazy Grandma ended by saying, "Yah, your house not so cold. Dat true. Our place is a cold house; your place is a whore house."

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